I would read the tabloids if the tabloids were like this:

“Baby Rat” (Lindsay Lohan dis rap) [.mov]
by Spankrock

And to balance things out, here’s another collage music video about genitalia. Okay, “collage” may be too generous for this one. Is “google image search” an art form? It should be.

“My Dick”
Song by Mickey Avalon
Video by DJ KRIS P.